CHOOSER 4 LIFE SON

News of AppleWorks nee ClarisWorks being officially dead. Not that it wasn't already because there hasn't been an update in forever, but it got me all sniffly for my old G3 powerbook. I had mostly forgotten about AW but it was one of the reasons I switched to mac (before os x even existed). It was the first computer I bought completely with my own money. 2000 bucks--that was a lot a the time--I had to get a loan from the bank. After about 2 weeks I realized that the user interface of OS 9 was way better than win or linux (though comparing macos to blackbox is a little weird) or solaris, and it's still superior to the current OS X interface. Back then they didn't have this crazy idea that everything had to look lickable and/or fucking brushed metal and whatever they call this new thing... brushed dick? Shaded-for-no-reason-porcelin? My itunes is a stylish toilet bowl. OS 9 on my 400mhz powerbook was, for the most part, more responsive and snappy than OS X on my 1.5ghz powerbook. The new intel ones are pretty good but still occasionally laggier than I would like or expect. Other things that were awesome about that Powerbook: Anyway, I remember Appleworks fondly as a non-autocorrecting, non-clippy, not-menubar-ridden, simple and responsive wordprocessor/spreadsheet/drawing program. Not too fancy but it had everything a young lad needed to get his compute on. When I had to switch to Word for work I was saddened because Word is slow, expensive, and has about 200 features I don't care about. That's why I write my journal in vi now. The drawing program was the best; you could quickly make diagrams of anything, which I did ALL THE FREAKING TIME. --- Excerpt from my journal, written in Appleworks, circa 6 years ago yesterday: Aside: The guy from the Old Main Record Store just came by and said "It's not as fun as operating a turntable" is it? What stupid thing to say. Of course, it's the kind of stupid thing *I* would say... I wonder if I'm going to end up like that guy. Old and still awkward around people. That's what it is, just being awkward around people. --- The next computer I buy with my own money will be Linux Thinkpad, methinks.