So I was explaining the spell Turn Undead to someone. I’ve always thought it to be kind of awesomely misnamed, since it does not turn YOU undead, but turns UNdead back into ACTUALdead. Or at least turn them away, as one would a Girl Scout Cookie dealer from a different neighorhood (undead or otherwise).
When asked how one “turns away” a zombie, it really got me thinking:
Could one turn a Girl Scout Cookie dealer (in the sense of turning them back into a harmless little girl, or turning them ACTUALdead.)
What would a zombie do if turned away? Go to the next house? Rethink it’s unlife? Cry Real Zombie Tears for the first time since I moved to Switzerland? Nigerian Email-style spam zombie activities?
Can little children in any form be considered harmless? What is my government doing about the mounting threat? Al Gore, where’s your movie about that, jerkwad?